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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20739) - you deserved it (2911)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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On 12/02/2009 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17181) - you deserved it (68471)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States



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