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bildorf
  • Town/Country : toronto, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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