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About bikramkohli : Just love reading fml's. A sucker for good puns (yes, Pleonasm) and witty humor (yes, DocBastard and Noor).

Don't really care about grammar nazis because this isn't the place to be all grammatically correct.

I rarely comment; usually just read fml's and then read the comments, enjoying them more than the fml itself.

I live in India but have traveled a lot and lived in DC for 4 years. Love traveling (duh), reading, writing, and debating politics.

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