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Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43132) - you deserved it (8225)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (3342)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

#16352403
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10469) - you deserved it (53927)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:04am - work - by explosiveBAM - United States

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41976) - you deserved it (7317)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63739) - you deserved it (11069)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42557) - you deserved it (16095)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70115) - you deserved it (4823)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82449) - you deserved it (25891)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86535) - you deserved it (6484)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43614) - you deserved it (15801)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

#11435482
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62792) - you deserved it (13131)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

#4165999
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45970) - you deserved it (28514)

On 07/30/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by yeahthatsme (woman) - United States (Kentucky) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

#2103981
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20605) - you deserved it (92651)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31243) - you deserved it (90382)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)



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