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bft_wrestling
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 11159
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bft_wrestling : im 20 years old. i am a very smart person, i just dont use my head. FML.

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Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45259) - you deserved it (9337)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

#1744695 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (5396)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:20am - misc - by GK (man) - Australia

Today, I had a playing test in orchestra, which I've pracriced over 30 hours for. After I played my part, which I thought I did very well, my teacher asked how much I had practice. Trying to show off, I said "Oh, just 30 minutes." My teacher said "It shows, that was terrible." She was serious. FML

#982369 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (13156) - you deserved it (38583)

On 04/15/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a feild sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test infront of all the students and parents. I blew. 06%. FML

#855959 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (17531) - you deserved it (70567)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

#619804 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (49721) - you deserved it (7398)

On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiance that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

#552501 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (87544) - you deserved it (5666)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547 (367)

I agree, your life sucks (268263) - you deserved it (24537)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

#310419 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (89915)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

#158758 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (16320) - you deserved it (30010)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

#132596 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (49619) - you deserved it (3762)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (16993) - you deserved it (5058)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)