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Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML

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Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML


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