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  • Town/Country : St.Gustav, United States
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About betty_white : Hello, thanks for stopping by. My name is Bejia (sounds like asia with a b) anywho, I'm 21 physically but I act like a big kid. I looove cartoons and everything 2D animated. I've been on FML for quite some time, but I dont comment a lot because when I do and I say something wrong .. I get attacked just like most of you i'm sure. Well, dont be shy send me a msg.

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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12110) - you deserved it (31339)

On 02/18/2013 at 3:50am - intimacy - by UnluckyInk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 9:52pm - kids - by IvyLeague? - United States (New York)

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)



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