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About betty_white : Hello, thanks for stopping by. My name is Bejia (sounds like asia with a b) anywho, I'm 21 physically but I act like a big kid. I looove cartoons and everything 2D animated. I've been on FML for quite some time, but I dont comment a lot because when I do and I say something wrong .. I get attacked just like most of you i'm sure. Well, dont be shy send me a msg.
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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML
Friday 26 September 2014