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betty66
  • Town/Country : hamilton, canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1606
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7703) - you deserved it (27398)

On 01/13/2010 at 4:40pm - love - by cowgurl91 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9910) - you deserved it (13315)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7435) - you deserved it (41901)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by absentmindedmoron (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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