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About berryblizzard : - My names Mikila
- I'm sixteen
- Probably one of the most mature teenagers ever
- I'm Canadian
- I have a high class igloo, come check it out sometime will you?
- Toast with hazelnut spread is amazing.
- I'm vegetarian
- I'm a grammar nazi ---> meaning I murder grammar.
- Anyways I'm tired and really have to pee... So chow :)
- Oh also if you would like to chat kik me :) @berryblizzard (only a friendly conversation as I'm not into the whole nude thing)
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015