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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50722) - you deserved it (7527)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46206) - you deserved it (2560)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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