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Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45130) - you deserved it (5950)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41800) - you deserved it (6819)

On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)



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