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  • Town/Country : Yorba Linda, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 35
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Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States



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