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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33942) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY , MAH MOM TOOK ME TO A COUNSELOR CUZ OF MAH ADDICTION TO WATERMELON. FAT FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (5373)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43261)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet!! FML

#16879912
556 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68494) - you deserved it (7154)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was complimented on how looool big mah penis was. I was complimented by the guy peieng next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. mega FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48417) - you deserved it (7436)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42043) - you deserved it (3577)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Yesterday I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelld at me to get up so I did. He then pausd and laughd. I was sleeping nakd. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45504) - you deserved it (6081)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I watced my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37602) - you deserved it (3507)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States



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