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  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 October 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15512) - you deserved it (40821)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by MessedXUp (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months. I saw her newest chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13210) - you deserved it (26573)

On 09/23/2009 at 1:55am - animals - by GreatAim - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18268) - you deserved it (5274)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:45pm - intimacy - by RahiYeah09 (woman) - United States (California)



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