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bellakaykid
  • Town/Country : yewnietid staetse
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 824
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About bellakaykid : I am more of a lurker than a commenter, but I'll share my opinions once in a while. I am usually on FML on my iPhone, not my computer, so don't expect a quick reply if you send me a message. Some things you must know about me:

- I love green chiles, tortellini, and juice pouches (preferably Capri Sun).
-I am allergic to nutri-grain bars.
-63 is my favorite number, and purple is my favorite color.
- I like llamas and fat kittens.
- I plan to graduate in the field of medicine. I'm going to be a pediatrician.

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Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7343) - you deserved it (68925)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

#18444427
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29265) - you deserved it (4332)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:13pm - love - by grannygirlfriend - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

#18121591
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34139) - you deserved it (3973)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31390) - you deserved it (8857)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (2684)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9696) - you deserved it (89446)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML

#6493156
71 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lol smiley face - United States

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
152 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17368) - you deserved it (4352)

On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version



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