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  • Number of visits : 966
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About bellakaykid : I am more of a lurker than a commenter, but I'll share my opinions once in a while. I am usually on FML on my iPhone, not my computer, so don't expect a quick reply if you send me a message. Some things you must know about me:

- I love green chiles, tortellini, and juice pouches (preferably Capri Sun).
-I am allergic to nutri-grain bars.
-63 is my favorite number, and purple is my favorite color.
- I like llamas and fat kittens.
- I plan to graduate in the field of medicine. I'm going to be a pediatrician.

Okay that's all, bye stalkers!¡

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Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39128) - you deserved it (2888)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (5092)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (4984)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24956) - you deserved it (6818)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

#19091381
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27032) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (3038)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23829) - you deserved it (2461)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

#19063795
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32739) - you deserved it (2263)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29555) - you deserved it (2478)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9698) - you deserved it (73842)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20592) - you deserved it (9293)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46663) - you deserved it (3234)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51354) - you deserved it (3072)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10994) - you deserved it (87355)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25611) - you deserved it (2275)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada



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