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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25458) - you deserved it (32483)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11095) - you deserved it (30571)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Florida)



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