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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 July 1981 (31 years)
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Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (36109)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117988) - you deserved it (8402)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML

#23429
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29777) - you deserved it (1799)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
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I agree, your life sucks (18294) - you deserved it (2026)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version



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