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beeship321
  • Town/Country : London, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1700
  • Number of comments : 132
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Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 10:54pm - misc - by kitty (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

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On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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