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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 November 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19911) - you deserved it (43677)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36320) - you deserved it (5988)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20231) - you deserved it (67200)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31453) - you deserved it (6348)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13739) - you deserved it (69103)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (4998)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24187) - you deserved it (5599)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

#14861457
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24113) - you deserved it (7005)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15607) - you deserved it (33232)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29883) - you deserved it (4604)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

#13998291
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29689) - you deserved it (13637)

On 11/27/2010 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

#13956105
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31882) - you deserved it (3242)

On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML

#13784109
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6343) - you deserved it (29502)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm - work - by hwscrewed - United States (Texas)



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