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by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by CheeseyPotatoes / 04/11/2011 at 9:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by poopybed / 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by JJMan217 / 03/29/2011 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Chasity / 02/07/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
by xxxchelsiexxx / 02/06/2011 at 1:02am / United States / Health
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML
by hwscrewed / 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals