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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, my fridge broke. So I quickly put everything to another fridge. It started working again. I… Today, my mom decided to delete every one of my guy friends out of my phone. she's actually crazy.… Today, I was working my job as a cashier and a big, sweaty, bald man came through my till. When the…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on…