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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 64221
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About becky_becks : I love hockey and music.
A good chuckle doesn't hurt either :)

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Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that wont work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by emie0209 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

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