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becky_becks

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 64388
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About becky_becks : I love hockey and music.
A good chuckle doesn't hurt either :)

http://www.last.fm/user/Becky_Becks


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becky_becks's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that wont work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML

#909253
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43729) - you deserved it (6210)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by emie0209 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

#30969
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42428) - you deserved it (2087)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15363) - you deserved it (75384)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)



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