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becky_becks
  • Town/Country : Ann Arbor, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 January 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 63578
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About becky_becks : I love hockey and music.
A good chuckle doesn't hurt either :)

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Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31917) - you deserved it (7563)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

#18175852 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (7425) - you deserved it (1575)

On 11/06/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (34865) - you deserved it (3397)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (1844)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (21733) - you deserved it (24142)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191 (253)

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514 (298)

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220 (123)

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

#10658705 (438)

I agree, your life sucks (7538) - you deserved it (134932)

On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132 (172)

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627 (145)

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682 (325)

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

#1427967 (145)

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On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

#934076 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (92810) - you deserved it (5641)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

#916458 (160)

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On 04/11/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by thisblows (woman) - United States (North Carolina)