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beccatb

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About beccatb : Hey! I'm becca, I'm 16 and live in England. That's about it. My life is too boring for me to publish an fml. I'm a little bit of a grammar Nazi but let's face it, it's better than me being an actual Nazi isn't it? Rhetorical question, no need to answer my fellow "fml-ers". Why are you even reading this? Don't you have something a little more productive to do? Feel free to message me :)

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

by cremyfrozentreat / 03/10/2013 at 9:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

by dr mamour / 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm / Love

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

by ohman / 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy