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About beccatb : Hey! I'm becca, I'm 16 and live in England. That's about it. My life is too boring for me to publish an fml. I'm a little bit of a grammar Nazi but let's face it, it's better than me being an actual Nazi isn't it? Rhetorical question, no need to answer my fellow "fml-ers". Why are you even reading this? Don't you have something a little more productive to do? Feel free to message me :)
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Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
Monday 5 October 2015