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  • Number of visits : 16544
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

#9077392
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21780) - you deserved it (2062)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43083) - you deserved it (9566)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

#8586322
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29049) - you deserved it (5875)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (5241)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8511) - you deserved it (32858)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

#8250207
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (3063)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30198) - you deserved it (2465)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML

#7908688
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43194) - you deserved it (4354)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

#7907702
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12029) - you deserved it (35919)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:17pm - love - by topfisherman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32656) - you deserved it (3899)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37587) - you deserved it (5223)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10404) - you deserved it (51714)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62877) - you deserved it (6220)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39763) - you deserved it (3386)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65343) - you deserved it (4229)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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