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beccac_boresfoff
  • Town/Country : some place, in the world
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About beccac_boresfoff : I'm pretty down to earth and I say things the way I see them. Nuff sed.

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Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16993) - you deserved it (47880)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29712) - you deserved it (3315)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39295) - you deserved it (5244) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18305) - you deserved it (3304)

On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)



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