About beccac_boresfoff : I'm pretty down to earth and I say things the way I see them. Nuff sed.
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Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
by Embarrassed Swimmer / 12/11/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by jackgrant / 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm / Iran Islamic Republic of / Miscellaneous
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
by Weirdo / 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Jess49 / 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
by bad blood, no shit / 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by jessi / 12/02/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Kids
by pops up / 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by G. Briones / 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm / Kids
by sourcandy013 / 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Mayabie / 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm / France / Work
by myfamilyisodd / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Ca13b / 10/15/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids