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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 November 1989 (26 years)
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About beautikill89 : Moved to Colorado from Alabama, it's a huge change from the south! But I will always be a southern girl :). I love hunting, fishing, tearing up the dirt roads and mudding. I'm not afraid to get dirty but I know how to clean up nice when it's called for!

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