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beautikill
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About beautikill : *19
*Born in Fiji, moved to Australia at age of 4
*Yes that means im an island queen, lol
*Love music
*Love family & Friends
*Love oranges
*Love black
*Love LIFE!
*I absolutely dislike dramatic people who lie to get their way!

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Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (10519) - you deserved it (22487)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (9971) - you deserved it (40199)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML

#14341536 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (7031) - you deserved it (16547)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (31071) - you deserved it (10652)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

#12201000 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (31930) - you deserved it (2565)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

#12180992 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (22105) - you deserved it (5229)

On 07/29/2010 at 3:21am - health - by tonirene - United States (Oklahoma)

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Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML

#12165853 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (25214) - you deserved it (4853)

On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a call while at the dispatch station for the Naval hospital I work at. It was a woman having a panic attack. Apparently, she couldn't plug her vacuum in, and was more or less freaking out. I had to take her in anyway. FML

#12162115 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (15171) - you deserved it (1632)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:42am - work - by HM (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208 (337)

I agree, your life sucks (20524) - you deserved it (5172)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States