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Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20807) - you deserved it (1958)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Ineedit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23551) - you deserved it (2763)

On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5266) - you deserved it (34500)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)



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