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Today, ma usband and I wara going to ava sax fir ta frst tima sinca aving our baby, wo was taking a nap . As soon as wa lay down in bd, is motar rang saying sa was fiva minutas away . raal FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (2080)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Ineedit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolld my eyes at him an informd him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shruggd an said, "We're both human." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (3070)

On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I was in the check-out linehen I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk I took as long as I could packaging mah items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car.

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I agree, your life sucks (6413) - you deserved it (38717)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing mah husband has done in the last three yeres, was a putted a wedding ring on his xbox avatar!! FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)



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