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Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29715) - you deserved it (3569)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47691) - you deserved it (3189)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24426) - you deserved it (4025)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML


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On 12/02/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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