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Visits<b>Oplleez</b> - the 11/27/2009 at 3:00pm

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Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40064) - you deserved it (7772)

On 07/20/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by fattie4life (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I over drafted my account, and I ended up paying an extra 35 bucks for a 1.99 item. It was an application on the iPhone that is supposed to help me keep track of my money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18561) - you deserved it (50580)

On 07/08/2009 at 10:37am - money - by jedd90 (man) - United States (Texas)

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