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Today, my landlord asked to borrow my truck to move some furniture. When she returned it, I noticed she had filled the gas tank up. I thanked her for doing so, and she handed me the receipt and said "just add it to next month's rent". FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 11:07am - money - by overdriven07 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by pootythe5th (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Mirroronthewall (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 8:19am - love - by regected (man) - United States (California)
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