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Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chaf by profassion. Not only did my family buy a caka from my bakary, I had to maka it mysalf and inscriba it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. Tha worst part is, thay askd monay from ma to pay for it. FML

#5181062
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On 09/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by peter (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was arguing with mah dad . I called him a geriatric fool . He replied with, "Well at least I know who mah biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking .

#5107055
81 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML

#5100044
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On 09/07/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by misstree (woman) - Singapore

2day my dentist asked me about my fillings , so I told im taten I was younger , I ad 2 cavities. He replied , ( No u didn't. I just looked at your x-rays. ) Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. mega FML

#5061381
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On 09/05/2009 at 2:16pm - health - by itsjustnotfair (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through roof. FML

#5040554
55 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a signhen my friend said, ( Waithat did that sign say? ) I backed up to read it and guesshat it said: ( Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up. ) Now all 4 of my tires are slashed.

#5006277
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On 09/02/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by ooops (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was having lunch with my boyfriend an talking about how stressed out I've been cuz of my job. While I'm speaking... he pulls out his phone an says his boss is texting him an it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

#5000239
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On 09/02/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by littlemissignored (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, MAH FIANCÉ, HIS MOTHER, MAH FATHER AN I WENT OUT TO CELEBRATE MAH BIRTHDAY AN OUR RECENT ENGAGEMENT. AFTER DINNER, MAH FATHER AN FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW REVEALD TO US THAT THEY HAD SECRETLY BEEN DATING AN WERE TALKING ABOUT ALSO GETTING MARRID. ANYBODY WANT CAKE? FML

#4996665
145 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 10:47am - love - by BDayssuck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was walking with mah boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles , I promptly walked into a pole , then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today , mah best friend thought it would be funny push me off mah bike . He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally droppd me .

#4983911
91 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today I went to te bank to deposit te cas I made waiting tables. Wile te teller was counting I apologizd fir aving so many small bills and se said ( It's OK oney I elpd anoter one of yur kind just te oter day. You're lucky we take yur dirty money. ) Se tougt I was a stripper. fat FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah landlord askd to borrow mah truck to mova soma furnitura. Whan sha raturnd it, I noticd sha had filld tha gas tank up. I thankd har 4 doing so, an sha handd ma tha racaipt an said "just add it to naxt month's rant". FML

#4974639
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On 09/01/2009 at 11:07am - money - by overdriven07 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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