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Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

#5354968
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On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133
154 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133
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On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133
154 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133
154 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML

Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365
95 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

#5247721
131 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at halloween costumes online for this years halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

#5217172
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On 09/12/2009 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML

#5193582
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On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

#5189788
109 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML

#5182351
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On 09/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by livin (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML

#5181062
76 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by peter (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)



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