About bbbuurrberries : Hey hey, I don't really know what I'm supposed to write here so I'm just going to wing it. I'm 18 and just like most people my age I've spent my life as a student. I spend most of my time on the internet. I'm really shy but pretty nice once you get to know me, well according to my friends. I guess my sense of humor might be considered a bit twisted. Things I find amusing consist of dead baby jokes, other peoples FMLs, anti-jokes and really anything that falls in line with one of those categories. I guess if you've read this then you kind of know me. Kay BYE NOW. =^~^=
bbbuurrberries's FML badges
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
bbbuurrberries's favorite FMLs
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
by Amy / 01/10/2013 at 12:09am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
by Dv0829 / 10/21/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Utah) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on their front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat". I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2009 at 7:40am / United Kingdom (Reading) / Animals
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…