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Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17798) - you deserved it (3668)

On 06/22/2012 at 2:02am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25088) - you deserved it (2743)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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