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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15347) - you deserved it (1902)

On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States



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