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Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

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On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had just sat down in the lobby of my doctor's office when my phone alerted me that I had a friend request. I checked; it was from some girl from high school. I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp. She was sitting across from me. FML

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States



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