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Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States



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