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About bazingabitches : Hey! I'm just a regular girl, I like hetalia and black butler and big bang theory. I'm a major Harry potter nerd/band nerd. Bassoon for the win! :) I'm a condescending bitch, but I don't mean to be, so if I offend you I apologize. If you want to know anything else message me! I don't bite.... Maybe.

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Today, I remindd mah husband that I was on mah period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kickd in an he stuck his hand down mah pants while we were going to bd. I was wearing a maxi pad. mega FML

#20935542
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53657) - you deserved it (5355)

On 10/27/2013 at 11:26am - intimacy - by SharkWeek (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , at work , I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return , after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell , and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. real FML

#20935219
60 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 12:57am - work - by KatieElizabeth (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I found out tat ma usband told is mom tat se can move in wit us once is time in te army is over . We r moving into ma ouse an e didn't tink it was important to run it by me frst . FML

Today, I Got Into A Fight With My Mother. Her Idea Of A Birthday Present To Me Is Buying Me A Husband. Yes, Buying. She Told An Asshat She Found Online About My Trust Fund, And Now There Both Trying To Put Together "the Wedding Of The Millennium". She Still Doesn't Understandhy I'm Mad. FML

Today someone tried to steal mah backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: mah foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. real FML

Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

#20929956
169 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE A GLASS IN THE KITCHEN AND ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON IT CUTTING HIS FOOT. HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM CLEAN HIS CUT. APPARENTLY HE'S TICKLISH AND I NOW HAVE A HUGE BRUISE ON MAH CHEST FROM WHERE HE KICKED ME. FML

#20929509
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On 10/21/2013 at 9:24pm - health - by ouch.... (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
122 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Taday my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

#20926020
92 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:30am - love - by AchievementUnlocked? - United States

Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today , mah boss gave me a verbal warning!! My crime? Calling people "hon" , "darlin'" , an the like!! I work at a Texas diner!! FML

#20924228
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42845) - you deserved it (5282)

On 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18 !! She is eight !! FML

#20923587
162 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 1:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

#20921778
197 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new nieghbors are black. So is mah fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

#20921768
79 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by secretsmakefriends (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML

#20921675
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46428) - you deserved it (2970)

On 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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