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About bazingabitches : Hey! I'm just a regular girl, I like hetalia and black butler and big bang theory. I'm a major Harry potter nerd/band nerd. Bassoon for the win! :) I'm a condescending bitch, but I don't mean to be, so if I offend you I apologize. If you want to know anything else message me! I don't bite.... Maybe.
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Today, I remindd mah husband that I was on mah period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kickd in an he stuck his hand down mah pants while we were going to bd. I was wearing a maxi pad. mega FML
Today , at work , I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return , after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell , and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. real FML
Today, I Got Into A Fight With My Mother. Her Idea Of A Birthday Present To Me Is Buying Me A Husband. Yes, Buying. She Told An Asshat She Found Online About My Trust Fund, And Now There Both Trying To Put Together "the Wedding Of The Millennium". She Still Doesn't Understandhy I'm Mad. FML
Today someone tried to steal mah backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: mah foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. real FML
Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML
TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE A GLASS IN THE KITCHEN AND ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON IT CUTTING HIS FOOT. HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM CLEAN HIS CUT. APPARENTLY HE'S TICKLISH AND I NOW HAVE A HUGE BRUISE ON MAH CHEST FROM WHERE HE KICKED ME. FML
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
Taday my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML
Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Friday 27 March 2015