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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About batman_516 : I'm not here to impress any of you.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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batman_516's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#18489765
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (3693)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (17042)

On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

#17901380
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12253) - you deserved it (38741)

On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (2167)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

#17586338
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (3250)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:29pm - animals - by James - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35987) - you deserved it (4344)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

#7232950
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19200) - you deserved it (5156)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (4846)

On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82071) - you deserved it (20432)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)



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