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Today, my boss came back from a 2 week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion. I actually improved his sales while he was gone. But the only thing he noticed was that I killed his plant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53426) - you deserved it (3110)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

#260093 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (12900) - you deserved it (51205)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

#245062 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (53658) - you deserved it (14933)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)