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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 September 1995 (19 years)
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About bassmaestro : I hate grammar nazis. This site makes me realize I have no hope for this world. Reading the comments are often funnier than the FML itself, yet I am surprised at the level of idiocy commenters have here. Seriously, just stop

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