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About bassgod : Fucking love this site, makes me feel better about myself :)
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Today, my mom refused to sign me up for a CPR class, reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking, I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML
Monday 1 September 2014