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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 January 1978 (36 years)
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Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55209) - you deserved it (28145)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82179) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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