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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17143) - you deserved it (68389)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have atleast combed it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63087) - you deserved it (5415)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Rai (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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