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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1636
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

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banana_buddy's favorite FMLs

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58153) - you deserved it (10586)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML

#7229610
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I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (23939)

On 01/09/2010 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pervert (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23468) - you deserved it (79304)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)



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