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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (25 years)
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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62556) - you deserved it (11449)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pervert (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)

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