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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 June 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1031
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244616) - you deserved it (82527)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27703) - you deserved it (3876)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:02pm - misc - by ChoirGuy (man) - United States (California)



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