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Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
by jhftrainer23 / 08/05/2011 at 10:42am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by upliftmofo / 03/28/2011 at 1:56am / Belgium / Animals
by duckthehack / 01/28/2011 at 9:25am / Poland (Wielkopolskie) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Kids
by Today / 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
by readytomingle / 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Love
by Brokeashell / 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm / United States / Money
by kit_kat14 / 02/19/2010 at 9:27am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Craig / 02/17/2010 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2010 at 10:18am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML
by Indiana / 01/16/2010 at 12:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation
by mikeyamazing / 12/28/2009 at 12:00am / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
by Pho_Rheal / 09/24/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…