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Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
by jhftrainer23 / 08/05/2011 at 10:42am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by upliftmofo / 03/28/2011 at 1:56am / Belgium / Animals
by duckthehack / 01/28/2011 at 9:25am / Poland (Wielkopolskie) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Kids
by Today / 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
by readytomingle / 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Love
by Brokeashell / 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm / United States / Money
by kit_kat14 / 02/19/2010 at 9:27am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Craig / 02/17/2010 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2010 at 10:18am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML
by Indiana / 01/16/2010 at 12:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation
by mikeyamazing / 12/28/2009 at 12:00am / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
by Pho_Rheal / 09/24/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…