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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 June 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

#17622359
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (2528)

On 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML

#17376704
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27421) - you deserved it (2447)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38170) - you deserved it (23226)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (5454)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36911) - you deserved it (8164)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

#13653582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24445) - you deserved it (4905)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

#12940949
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29869) - you deserved it (5963)

On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

#11886380
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15433) - you deserved it (37076)

On 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm - love - by readytomingle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone broke into my car to steal $1.50. FML

#10908235
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31219) - you deserved it (3288)

On 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm - money - by Brokeashell - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

#8439216
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20046) - you deserved it (4258)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12449) - you deserved it (27730)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

#7396048
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24388) - you deserved it (3590)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

#7370561
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23471) - you deserved it (7995)

On 01/16/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Indiana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

#6983809
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26033) - you deserved it (4179)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by mikeyamazing - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

#5454109
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34663) - you deserved it (3001)

On 09/24/2009 at 8:11pm - work - by Pho_Rheal (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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