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by geez_wth / 05/06/2012 at 7:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
by PickedOff / 04/27/2012 at 4:22am / United States / Health
Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
by Diffy / 04/26/2012 at 7:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Mug / 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 04/21/2012 at 10:50am / United States (Maryland) / Geek
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
by rahrahcakes / 03/19/2012 at 3:36am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by FootyFoot / 03/06/2012 at 6:50am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Shelly / 12/14/2011 at 12:18am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML
by jag talar / 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations"… Today, I went to donate blood, after I was about halfway through I felt extremely sick. I told the…