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bambooanime
  • Town/Country : Albany, NY, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1719
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (41075) - you deserved it (4891)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25195) - you deserved it (5661)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (30547) - you deserved it (7490)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (22378) - you deserved it (3750)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (26594) - you deserved it (5963)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

#13205814 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (6044) - you deserved it (21219)

On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011 (324)

I agree, your life sucks (40170) - you deserved it (2385)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

#13124503 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (22444) - you deserved it (8832)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:10am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML

#8637301 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (9536) - you deserved it (19973)

On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

#8606853 (103)

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On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

#8130787 (226)

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

#7600232 (97)

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On 01/26/2010 at 10:14pm - health - by poops - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was doing my work too quickly, getting too much done and the supervisor was afraid I was bored. I have only been here for 3 weeks and already had the best stats on the team. FML

#7445889 (68)

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On 01/19/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (25329) - you deserved it (4861)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (22283) - you deserved it (3270)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)